Let's Talk About Sex Baby
what do you call a fisherman that always seems to get fish to bite? a master baiter
DISCLAIMER
Now for those of you who don't know me, welcome to the land of sex positivity where we've brushed off the Puritanical shackles that have held society down and embrace that humans have the capacity to enjoy sexual pleasure simply for the fuck of it all. Welcome to the future love, the water's fine.
Thank you for taking the time to remove your hands from your pants and your eyes from Redtube long enough to read this. Quarantine has left many of us without much else better to do with our newly acquired wealth of free time than to get more familiar with ourselves, as evidenced by the uptick in activity on Pornhub's website. And that's fully okay. Get your freak on. In a very stressful time, its okay to score your endorphins where you can; do what it takes to keep you sane. It feels very easy to fall off the deep end in a time when we feel such a major loss of agency over our lives. So open your browser and find whatever makes you tick.
Now to put it romantically, I myself have gotten very much more acquainted with myself in my free time. There's a whole host of ways you can learn the inner workings of your body if you've got the time to spare. I say invest in a sex toy. Now if you want to, get explorative with your purchase and find the thing that turns you on most that you've always wanted and commit to it. To maintain some level of mystery between us, I'll spare you the details of my purchase but let's just say I've found a whole new world and the magic carpet ride is lovely.
The best part of the whole experience for me was getting to push that boundary for myself. I currently barely have a smidge of a schedule that provides me with some semblance of normalcy and togetherness. Life constantly feels just a little too out of control. So instead of dying my newly natural hair, I decided to grab a shred of control back from the universe like this. And I'm happy with myself and happier with the results of my exploration.
Its okay to not choose sexual exploration as your preferred method of accomplishing this but I just urge you to go out and find it. *instead of finding the best way to get a bottle of OLAPLEX so you don't completely ruin your hair*
But if that is down your particular alley, PinkCherry usually has 30-40% off sitewide and they've got a pretty good assortment of stuff. #notspon Btw, that brand is not a frozen yogurt brand and is most definitely NSFW ;P
-xoxo
M Quinn🌹
p.s. happy 420
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